The Tequingdom
The Anthem
El Himno del Tequila
Raise your glasses high my friends
To the spirit that never ends
Golden liquid pure and bright
Guides us through the starry night
Hail to thee our Tequila King
With every sip our hearts do sing
In your name we gather round
Blessed be this sacred ground
Fields of agave stretch so wide
Underneath the sun we stride
With every drop a story told
In silver sweet and liquid gold
Hail to thee our Tequila King
With every sip our hearts do sing
In your name we gather round
Blessed be this sacred ground
From highland peaks to desert sand
Your spirit flows across the land
In joy or sorrow laughs and tears
Tequila King we raise our cheers
In the dawn of morning light
Or beneath the moon so bright
Tequila King you reign supreme
In every toast in every dream
Introducing:
Quing Jeremie IV
Here's to Quing Jeremie, fourth of his name. May his tequila forever pour.
King Jeremie I:
Jeremie the Conqueror
October 27th 2021 ~ October 27th 2022
King Jeremie, first of his name, was a triumphant ruler, ushering in a new kingdom. He valiantly led his people out of the Bourbon Ages and into a more prosperous time.
King Jeremie II:
Jeremie the Just
October 27th 2022~March 20th 2023
King Jeremie, second of his name, transformed the kingdom, and therefore the world, by creating the first ever Tequocracy. His wisdom and guidance established a Right for tequila for all for some.
King Matt I:
Matt The Humble
March 20th 2023 ~ August 6th 2023
King Matt, first of his name, was the first to follow the Founding PaPas and carried the heavy burden of honoring his predecessors. He ensured all citizens pay homage to their kings.
King Max I:
Max the Evangelist
August 6th 2023 ~ October 27th 2023
King Max, first of his name, focused on bringing the Tequingdom to all people. His look but don’t touch policy is still a hallmark of the Tequingdom to this day.
King Jeremie III:
Jeremie the Cat
October 27th 2023 ~ March 20th 2024
King Jeremie, third of his name, was the goodest boy. Belly rubs and scratches right behind the ear really got his motor running.
Quing Matt II:
Matt the Quorrect
March 20th 2024~August 6th 2024
Quing Matt, second of his name, quickly enshrined a quintessential truth, ending years of questions. Discourse in our great quingdom should be about tequila, not quotable quandaries.
Quing Max II:
Max the Reverent
August 6th 2024~October 27th 2024
Quing Max, second of his name, brought a sense of pride and respect to the time honored traditions of the Tequingdom. His love for his country is only matched by his love of tequila itself.
Quing Jeremie IV:
Jeremie the Website
October 27th 2024 ~
The Tequilaws
Thou shalt drink Tequingdom Tequila together, and only together.
Thou shalt always coronate a Tequila Quing on his birthday.
Thou shalt finish the Tequingdom Tequila before a new reign may begin.
Thou shalt decree one new Tequilaw at one's coronation.
Thou shalt grant temporary citizenship to cool peeps on their birthday.
Thou shalt toast the Tequila Quing with a genuine compliment.
Thou shalt always have witness.
Thou shalt purrrrr.
Thou shalt pronounce it Tequila.
Thou shalt respect the Tequila by placing your right hand over your heart.